Saturday 18 May 2013

THE BUILDING WALES MOST NEEDS


Following the relative success of last years contribution to the Love Architecture Festival, the reading of Under Plywood by Thomas Dylan, The Welsh Architects Theatre Studio are this year proposing a new form of talent contest. This follows the method, now  preferred by Government, of inviting competitive proposals for selection by a group of people, notable principally for their celebrity, not knowledge or wisdom, to select projects for scarce funding.




STRICTLY CELEBRITY NEXT BEST DRAGONS LAIR DESIGN TALENT FACTOR CELEBRITY BUILD- OFF CONTEST ON ICE

The contest will bring to the already problematic area of architectural competition the moral dimension of the present Government, popular press and the televised talent contest. Five short listed contestants will present to an all- star panel competing for funding from the ILF (Imaginary Lottery Fund) for The Building Wales Most Needs. The contestants will present their proposals using slides or appropriate media and be questioned as to viability, feasibility, sustainability and rationality by the panel and audience. 

Each contestant will then be subjected to ordeal by local cuisine;

The Taff Tucker Trial
1.       Clarkes pie + Bacardi Breezer
2.       Pot Noodle + Malibu
3.       Guinness and Tia Maria
4.       Onion bhajee + Pint of Brains SA
5.       Cockles + Strongbow

The event will be hosted by the Welsh School of Architecture at the Birtacres Theatre on Thursday 20 June 2013 (TBC).

The Small Print
The competition is open to all professions active in Wales and its colonies.
Additional points will be awarded for most imaginative use of S106 Agreements.
The final decision of the judges will be arbitrary.
The winners will be given full coverage in the Welsh edition of Hello! magazine, Hiya!/S’mae? And be mentioned in passing on Radio Wales.

PROVISIONAL LIST OF ENTRANTS                                             PROPOSAL
Frank Lloyd George and Partners
A Museum of Welsh Aspirations
Zahara Wadid ap Rhys
Temporary Toilets for National Eisteddfod
T.B.C
Offshore Tax-Free Green Sustainable Casino, Brothel and Bird Sanctuary on Flat Holm Island





1 comment:

  1. I am a sad and lonely architect, still breathing, who feels this sort of thing would be just the job to kick-start new life into my tired and addled brain. Like me, it can't come quick enough. By the way, I have visited the Museum of Welsh Perspirations and it is not pleasant.

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